Guns Don't Kill People, Chuck Norris Kills People

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Mark 'Rizzn' Hopkins
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Guns Don't Kill People, Chuck Norris Kills People
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In what has to be one of the more brilliant political marketing moves of the century, Governor Mike Huckabee has chosen for the spokesperson for his campaign the legendary fighter Chuck Norris (although some would say that Huckabee didn't choose Norris, Norris simply told him and America how it was going to be). Regardless, it is clear that Norris has chosen who America is going to have for its next president, and we should all just get used to that.

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