"South Park" Facebook Episode Shows Us Who Our Real Friends Are [VIDEO]

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The episode, titled "You Have 0 Friends," captured perfectly how obsessive Facebook can be. Stan, the lone child not yet on FB, is forced to join at the behest of his friends, which leads his girlfriend to jealously pour over his profile (we've all been there) and his father to insist that he add every one of his relatives -- and to "poke" his grandma.

When he deletes his profile out of frustration... well... let's just say he probably should have opened an Entrustet account. Meanwhile, Kyle friends a FB loser, which leads to a steady stream of unfriending and a breakdown of sorts.

Still, the best part of the episode, predictability, is Cartman, who offered these gems of advice:

"Chick friends are worth almost triple what dude friends are." (Yeah, man, no one likes a sausage party.)

... and, with regard to Chatroulette: "If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first."

Here's a clip from the show: