Pitching 101 [COMIC]

Let's face it. Your real-time, geo-location app for finding the nearest and highest rated drive-thru cat groomers (Pampurrr2Go, working title) doesn't stand a chance of being made without funding.

But how can you, a lowly code-thumping peasant, hope to hobnob with the gilded elite for a chance at scoring that elusive venture cheddar?

I have no idea. Just don't do this.

This comic was illustrated by Kiersten Essenpreis, a New York-based artist who draws and blogs at YouFail.com.

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