Stacy Green, Will You Marry Me? [INFOGRAPHIC]

Drake Martinet is an associate editor at D: AllThingsDigital and teaches journalism at Stanford University. For the purposes of this post, however, all that matters is that he's madly in love with Stacy Green, Mashable's Vice President of Marketing and Communications.

Love makes us do crazy things, and this infographic is an attempt at the impossible -- to quantify just how fortunate I am to have Stacy Green in my life.

She calls us "soulmates" -- the perfect match. And I didn't realize how rare that fit actually is -- not until I ran the numbers, at least. Some of the infographic math is super-factual, some just good fun, but the truth underneath stands out just fine.

I hope you enjoy it (especially the end).