What better way to enhance this three-day weekend than to enjoy a raucous roundup of Twitter comedy?
Internet LOL-curator and comedian Jake Fogelnest has selected his favorite hilarious tweets of the week.
Whatever you do, don't google "Neil Young Dubstep."— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) May 20, 2012
"I don't know how other people use Twitter, but for me it's a constant stream of entertainment and jokes. It's also become my first news source," says Fogelnest. "Sad as it may be, the reality is I find myself seeing 'OMG DID U SEE THE NEW YORK TIMES?' before I actually see The New York Times. This is because I am a ridiculous person and part of the problem!"
Fogelnest has requested that all of you retweet the tweets above and favorite them -- in some cases, he would like you to print the tweets, take them to a laser cutter and engrave them on the Vietnam memorial.
"Some people may say, 'It's not appropriate to put a bunch of dumb tweets on the Vietnam Memorial,'" says Fogelnest. "To those people I say, 'It's not appropriate to be such a killjoy. Lighten up, you dweeb!!'"
(Note: If you have access to a laser cutter, please do not actually vandalize the Vietnam Memorial.)