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Your cat leads a secret life. And that secret life is hairball-flying exciting on Halloween. And, FYI, your cat has been planning for the ghoul-tastic evening since early August (the things you learn!).
Luckily, your cat let us follow him around this year to see the loads of time and preparation that went into pulling off a gangbusters Halloween. So don't be upset when he comes home past curfew on a sugar high. It's his day.
In his own words, here's how your cat spends Halloween.
Furst, I Search Costume Ideas
Shud I Be Scary?
Seksy?
Or Ironic?
I Has Pattern, Now I Sew
An Stitch Details
Carve Dat Stoopid Pumpkin Cuz I Has To
Put on Dis Costume
Hand Out Candy Cuz I Has To
Catch a Ride to teh Party
Mak Dis Scary Entrance
See Another Kitteh in Mah Costume
React Appropriately
Has a Drink or 7
Keep Mah Shades on Cuz teh Sun Never Sets on a Badass Kitteh
Ride Mah Broom Home
Is That a Kitteh on a Broom?!
I Brokeded Curfew!
Dad Wuz Still Up
But He Wuz Busy Watching Trekkie Kittehs
So I Eatd Mah Candy
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Cuddled Wif Bear
An Fell Asleep While Planning Next Year's Costume
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