You never really know what Will Ferrell might do. He might film a bizarre commercial for a watery beer that airs on Super Bowl Sunday but only in tiny markets. He might film more commercials for the same beer, but only air them in Sweden.
Or, as was the case on Tuesday night, he may decide to work an NBA game as one of the many red-coated security guards who line the Staples Center court during timeouts.
That's Ferrell -- working under the totally mature pseudonym "Ted Vagina" -- in the video above. Dig the burly, bristly moustache. Dig the stiff demeanor. Dig the opaque nod into the stands that says, "I see what you're thinking about and don't even think about it."
Eventually, Ferrell spots an oversized sports fan who's worn out his Staples Center welcome. Can you tell who it is?