Omelettes are being cooked on city sidewalks and popsicles are melting before the first lick. It's really hot. But you already knew that.
Heat waves aren't particularly surprising during the summer, but people sure still like to complain about the high temperatures. With highs approaching 100 in New York and high humidity reaching its evil hair-ruining claw over the rest of the Northeast and Midwest, even those with air conditioning are feeling nature's fire.
With this weather, people have used their sweaty little hands and fingers to tweet their heat complaints.
it's so hot today the plastic on my body is melting— kim kardashian (@thought_kim) July 18, 2013
"It's getting hot in here, so everyone put on more clothes while I crank the AC up way too high." - If Nelly managed an office building — Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) July 18, 2013
ok the bad news is I spent all our money on booze and fruit snacks. the good news is the eventual heat death of the universe. — keply erzsébet (@MmeSurly) July 19, 2013
It's so hot tonight I've just stuck an ice lolly up my arse. It was Fab. — Roy Cropper (@RoyCropperNOT) July 18, 2013
It's so hot I microwaved my head just to cool down a little. — Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) July 19, 2013
"It's so hot, I'm cooking dinner in my pants!" Crotch Pockets™ — Wile E. Quixote (@ScottLinnen) July 19, 2013
Me: It's so hot... Crowd: (in unison) How hot is it?! Me: ...that I'm sad.— Kevin McCaffrey (@KevinMcCaff) July 19, 2013
Whatever, humidity. It's so hot the milkshake melted before anyone ever made it to the yard.
— Broons Bane (@KneelAtTheWhy) July 19, 2013
It's so hot out, Jehovah's Witnesses are telemarketing.
— Moosstaccha (@SocialustGal13) July 18, 2013
It's so hot outside that my thermostat says "Adam Levine" — Nicky Paris (@TheNickyParis) July 18, 2013
It's so hot! I feel like I just got hit by one of Charizard's Flamethrower. — Pokemon Parody (@Pokemon_Parody) July 18, 2013
It's so hot Anthony's weiner turned into a hotdog #itssohot — Anja♥JF (@AnjaFalPal) July 17, 2013
It's so hot, Vanilla Ice changed his name to "Vanilla". #ItsSoHot — Jason Carlin (@the2scoops) July 17, 2013
It's so hot I've just seen a man fanning himself with his sandwich before each bite. — Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) July 16, 2013
It's so hot on the beach in the Caribbean that I can't use my iPhone to take an Instagram — First World Pains (@FirstWorldPains) July 14, 2013
It's so hot I had to spill coffee in me to cool down
— Hamad Alhaddad (@iMaandu) July 19, 2013
"It's so hot I saw Mike Bloomberg outside drinking a Big Gulp." - @SeanONYC #digipub
— Olivia M. Giovetti (@ogiovetti) July 19, 2013