Does your undies drawer need an overhaul?
Etsy sells all of the decorative and novelty lingerie one would ever need. Rhinestone and flower-encrusted bras out dazzle bland cotton undergarments. And underwear with "paws off" printed on the butt definitely spices up your boring granny panties.
On the other hand, Etsy has a plethora of intimates for sale that are sure to send your significant other running.
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Bras are never, ever improved with the addition of eyes.
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Image: Etsy, Where Dreams Come True
All of the "I choose you" lines in the world couldn't help this Poke-bra.
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Perhaps the skull alone was still too alluring -- add fangs, and voila.
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It's kind of like those shirts that say "Taken," right?
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This bra isn't just watching, it also appears to be judging.
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General rule: Underwear just shouldn't be angry.
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If you're not scared yet, it also glows in the dark.
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With extra doll hair for additional warmth ... and creepiness.
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Mustaches can improve many accessories -- bras are not one of them.
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Nothing says romance like a bra that wants to eat your face.
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With googly eyes, it's like staring at you from every angle.