People start asking you what you want to be when you grow up as soon as you can talk, which is also about the time you start daydreaming about your future.
You might have envisioned your twenties filled with Martha Stewart-level apartment decor and a desk with a golden nameplate. Unfortunately, not all (if any) of your adulthood milestones will go according to plan.
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Reality bites. Here are some GIFs to relate.
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