The 21 Weirdest Twitter Accounts

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Max Knoblauch
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The 21 Weirdest Twitter Accounts

It's difficult to explain the community -- or rather, the disorganized group of strangeness -- that has been dubbed "Weird Twitter." Put simply, it's a growing collection of Twitter profiles that use the social network to promote their absurd breed of comedy. But simple explanations don't really cut it here.

The difficulty in labeling these accounts stems in part from the nature of the club itself: a group of tweeters, all irreverently, cripplingly hilarious, but all entirely against being labeled in the first place. Some, such as Jose Canseco, likely aren't even aware of their participation in the group at all. They are, in short, the opposite of normal.

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With some accounts nearing 100,000 followers, "Weird Twitter" can hardly be described as a fringe group, either. It's a thriving online comedy subculture.

Browse through who we consider the most dedicated, er, weirdos, and see what you think.

1. @dril

the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying— wint (@dril) July 13, 2012

2. @degg

for mothers day i got my mom some big sticks she can pretend are swrods when shes rough housin with her mom friends— deg (@degg) May 9, 2010

3. @__MICHAELJ0RDAN

I was just thinking this: Cats dont have buttcheeks.— Mike (@__MICHAELJ0RDAN) August 20, 2012

4. @crushingbort

Obama sobs as he signs Theres No More Ice Cream Act. "Its really all gone?!" he cries. Biden winks to crowd as he sneaks up w/ giant sundae— Haunton Atonto (@crushingbort) July 23, 2012

5. @fart

do you think any old west guys ever made a poop and then shot the poop with a gun— jon hendren (@fart) March 15, 2012

6. @wolfpupy

i was born in the cemetery under the blood red moon, from fire and death and brutal destruction i bring this unholy message, Surfs up— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) June 28, 2013

7. @JoseCanseco

I was driving last night on a lonely dark road and met this alien or maybe a really ugly girl and it gave me the lottery numbers— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 30, 2012

8. @rare_basement

"im pretty popular on the internet," i whisper to my cat. cat doesnt respond because cat doesnt exist. there is no cat and i am alone— Amber Eeeeeee (@rare_basement) May 11, 2012

9. @cool_pond

Just came up with these numbers off the top of my head, no google: 44,021. -97. 25. 1,000,001. 806. 93,588,263,107. -2. 555.04. 301. 101.— Cool Pond (@cool_pond) September 26, 2013

10. @jonnysun

first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 27, 2013

11. @brendlewhat

Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*— brendle what (@brendlewhat) February 4, 2012

12. @ingmarbirdman

*bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops! got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*— zachary (@ingmarbirdman) June 26, 2012

13. @ieatanddrink

When I take a girl to meet my parents, I bring her to a cemetery and say "There they are" and point to some ducks— Jacy CatDracula (@ieatanddrink) September 25, 2013

14. @Fred_Delicious

science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) October 17, 2012

15. @famouscrab

hey honey check out this powerpoint i made of my moodswings *flips open laptop so hard it smash into the wall* MAYBE LATER!!!— carlos (@famouscrab) August 16, 2012

16. @ConorTripler

you're in a park hangin out w people. all the people are dogs and youre a dog. youve never heard of twitter and your life isnt miserable— Conor Tripler (@ConorTripler) March 17, 2012

17. @cat_beltane

"BACK IN THE 20TH CENTURY, WE'D CLEAN OURSELVES WITH WATER EACH MORNING" "BUT GRANPA WOULDNT U BE WET?" "YES THEN WE'D BE WET FOR A WHILE"— Gregory Cat-Holder (@cat_beltane) March 4, 2013

18. @axtang

hey baby, is your dad a veterinarian? because i hit your dog when i was pulling into the driveway.— que cera cera (@axtang) May 30, 2012

19. @FakeCat_Fancy

cat enters hotel room. tosses gun on bed. peers out window. "so this is where it all ends," he softly whispers.— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) February 8, 2012

20. @leyawn

my brain says no but my heart says yes and my mouth says why do my organs have mouths and my spleen says dude a mad scientist kidnapped us— L Ǝ spooky word O И (@leyawn) July 9, 2013

21. @dogboner

He works at a startup. She opened her own gluten free dog treat shop in park slope. Their six hour long proposal video will melt your heart— Michael Hale (@dogboner) October 13, 2013

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