Holiday bullshit comes at a cost of $12 this year. Not a bad deal.
Cards Against Humanity, the popular party game for terrible people, has launched 12 Days of Bullshit to pick up Santa's slack and fill your mailbox with surprise gifts. For the reasonable price of $12, Cards Against Humanity will send you 12 goodies via snail mail over 12 days.
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Participants who sign up for the seasonal promotion must also answer a few questions that the Cards Against Humanity elves will use to decide who belongs on the naughty and nice lists. The questions include naming the naughtiest and nicest things you did in 2013.
The promotion is limited to the U.S. and Canada because, as the company explains in its FAQ section, "it's too expensive for us to send 12 packages overseas." Canadians will also have to pay an extra $10 to cover additional shipping costs. Gifts start shipping the first week of December and are limited to one per household.
Submitting your home address to a company known for inducing serious cringe comes with risk. You could skip home from work to find a mail slot stuffed with ______________. (You know the drill.)
At time of publishing, the company had less than 24,000 slots still available.