Comedian Speaks for Canada: 'Keep Bieber'

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Comedian Speaks for Canada: 'Keep Bieber'
Credit: Dartanion London

In the flurry of news surrounding Justin Bieber's arrest and subsequent speculation of his possible deportation to Canada, one factor wasn't considered in all of this: How does Canada feel about the situation?

Turns out Canada isn't too psyched about the prospect of the Bieb's deportation -- at least that's what comedian Dartanion London believes Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper would say.

London, dressed as Harper, cites examples of famous Canadians, including Neil Young, Keanu Reeves and Jim Carrey. The comedian requests the teenage pop star stay in the U.S., warning the disastrous effects of having both Bieber and scandalous Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in the same country at the same time (two words: crack doughnuts).

The video ends with a final, somewhat reasonable plea from London: If the U.S. does have to kick Bieber out and send him back to Canada, at least wait until he has laryngitis.

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