Centuries have passed and we're still slapping the thoughts of famous philosophers on posters for college dorm rooms. How could these words of wisdom possibly hold up in the TL;DR Internet era?
We may never know. But that didn't stop us from trying.
These beloved quotes from historic thinkers and famous celebrities were overdue for an upgrade, so we translated them for the modern age.
Would Nietzsche have done it for the Vine? Probably.