Relieving the stress of flying often requires more than extra bag of mini-pretzels.
After a long day, a Southwest Airlines attendant on a flight to Salt Lake City incorporated a few one-liners into her usual safety spiel for some much-needed comic relief. You might have heard a few wisecracking versions of the safety announcement before, but we doubt you've heard this many delivered this fast.
She invited smokers to step outside for a puff, apologized for anyone traveling with small children and encouraged passengers to compliment the attendants' good looks. The cabin pressure masks (costing 75 cents for the first minute) should deliver a flow of gin, she added -- oxygen.
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The entertainment was greeted with laughter and applause, destroying any pre-flight tension and breaking up any armrest-related quarrels.
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