Don't worry, America -- here's your secret weapon.
Will Ferrell crashed a fan party in Recife, Brazil, where he was introduced as a substitute player for the U.S. team in Thursday's critical World Cup match against Germany.
“If the game gets close, I will bite, I will bite the opponent," the actor promised the cheering crowd.
While Ferrell may not make it onto the pitch during the match, he claimed that he would be in the stands sporting a red, white and blue bikini top, alongside American hero "Teddy Goalsevelt."
With all that support, how can the U.S. team lose? (The players just have to keep their eyes on the match, not Ferrell's bikini bod.)
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