Conan O'Brien wants to be cool, so obviously he is getting on Tinder.
Conan enlisted the help of Dave Franco (because he's young and cool) to meet chicks on the popular dating app. They use the aliases Djengus Roundstone and Chip Whitley and proceed to both match with a 74-year-old woman named Gloria -- who rejects Conan. They also have a Tinder van named "Brown Lightning."