'Tis a holy day -- it's Beyonce's birthday. (Alternatively called a "Bey Day.")
Take a time out from being angry that today wasn't declared a national holiday to celebrate with this video recounting the evolution of Queen B. From her days as Destiny's Child head diva to the domination of "Single Ladies" to the era of the Yonce, we've always basically been crazy in love with Mrs. Carter.
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Pro tip: Throw up the Illuminati signs while watching.
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