There's nothing like a good, old-fashioned celebrity Twitter feud to perk up a Thursday.
To fully understand the emotional turmoil of this situation, there are a few things you must first understand about Taylor Swift:
Swift is on a campaign to collect droves of famous gal pals, a list which includes Lorde (Swift has publicly announced that the two are BFFs).
Swift has made it clear how she feels about Katy Perry through the song "Bad Blood" on her new album, 1989.
Swift and Perry have a common ex-boyfriend: John Mayer.
Celebrities have too much time on their hands.
On Wednesday, musician Diplo -- who is now dating Perry, a sworn enemy of Swift -- tweeted a comment about Swift's butt.
Someone should make a kickstarter to get taylor swift a booty
— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014
Twitter users responded by creating a Fundly campaign to raise $3,500 to "get Taylor Swift a booty." The average cost of a butt augmentation surgery is closer to $5,000. (The campaign had raised $85 at time of writing.)
Get Taylor Swift A Booty https://t.co/RpkB8JExSV
— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014
Lorde, being a good best friend, tweeted back at Diplo with a burn that will make you say Oh, snap to yourself.
@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm
— Lorde (@lordemusic) November 13, 2014
Diplo, why you gotta be so mean? Is it because you'll never be royal?
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