Congratulations! You've reached a momentous life goal: 10,000 tweets. You have chronicled your mundane, hashtagged life, 140 characters at a time, and look what you have to show for it.
Nothing. That's what you've got. (Except, maybe, the one dude who turned his Twitter parody account into a book deal, but no one cares.)
In this unaired Saturday Night Live sketch from the last week's episode (it was cut due to timing), we see the magical things you wish you were afforded for reaching the 10,000 tweets milestone.