Every year, Mark Zuckerberg gives himself a personal challenge, because being a
This year, he crowdsourced recommendations on, of course, Facebook.
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Many users took the opportunity to give Zuckerberg suggestions on how to improve the website instead of himself -- adding the often-requested "dislike" button was well-represented in the suggestions. There were also plenty of proposals to make the world a better place, like visiting classrooms every week, feeding the homeless, and reaching out to Facebook users to offer encouragement.
Still, it wouldn't be a Facebook comment thread without some snark. Teasing a billionaire is a rewarding, though fruitless, task.
1. Delete users who send Candy Crush invites.
2. Deadlift 400 pounds.
3. Plant a tree for every new Facebook user that joins in 2015. Name the tree after the user.
4. Buy YouTube ;)
5. Only poo in public toilets.
6. Make a baby.
7. Quit Facebook once and a while and see how serene it is. Reddit has nicer resources and a stronger community.
8. Finish college.
9. Delete messenger.
10. Go through Astronaut training?
You know what's cooler than a billion dollars? Planting a ton of trees and public toilets.
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