NFL megastar JJ Watt was put on this planet to do two things: Sack quarterbacks and obliterate the vapid Internet culture that permeates the post-modern cultural hell-scape in which we all now reside.
With the Houston Texans' season over, he's all out of quarterbacks.
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Back in August, Watt mocked Tennessee Titans rookie quarterback Zach Mettenberger's selfie habit by snapping a fake one of himself on the field after sacking Mettenberger in the Texans' 45-21 win over the Titans.
"This is the National Football League, not high school. Welcome to the show," Watt said in a post-game interview. Burn!
Now Watt's found some new targets: the words "bae", "totes" -- and his own team's Twitter account -- after a fan's appreciative tweet. From Wednesday afternoon:
What in the world is bae? And 'totes'? Cmon guys. -> “@HoustonTexans: Totes. RT @samyarnell: JJ Watt is bae”— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) January 7, 2015
JJ Watt is a national hero. Now get off his lawn, Internet.