If your dream since the 2012 presidential election has been to see Mitt Romney get punched in the face, it looks like you're finally in luck. Well, kind of.
That's right -- forget Mayweather-Pacquiao, because Romney-Holyfield just became the hottest boxing match of 2015. Romney will step into the ring with the heavyweight legend in a bout for charity on May 15 in Salt Lake City, Utah.
(This is clearly the sort of freedom America's founding fathers dreamt of way back when, by the way.)
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"It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious," Romney told The Salt Lake Tribune. "It won't be much of a fight. We'll both suit up and get in the ring and spar around a little bit."
The question is whether 68-year-old Romney will actually risk getting bruised and battered by a man who was once among the world's most feared fighters. If you believe the answer is yes, I've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you, to mix our presidential-election metaphors here.
But Romney and Holyfield will be in the ring together on May 15, so at least that much is true. Proceeds from the fund-raiser will go to CharityVision, a philanthropic organization that helps provide surgeries and other blindness treatments around the world.
Goodnight, and God bless Amercia.