First things first: What the f are you saying, Iggy?
It's the greatest mystery of this century since the blue-and-black/white-and-gold dress debacle: What are the words coming out of Iggy Azalea's mouth?
After a Vine of the Australian rapper performing "D.R.U.G.S." during a concert in 2013 recently emerged online, the Internet exploded with people trying to decipher its lyrics.
Is it Parseltongue? Dothraki? A language for super fancy people?
Here's the full performance, if that helps at all:
Tumblr user mariopowertennis attempted to translate Azaela's words, and concluded that she said:
PIS PA POINT BU PASS ME A JOINT GOTTA TWO SIS BE IMMA SPRING MY JOINT STREET CRED RAP ONE TO THE PA PA PU NO JOOTARANG SID YA NO
Ohhhhh, now we get it.