Let's all stop pretending brunch is classy.
Dragging yourself out of bed at noon to cure your hangover with booze and eggs cooked by other people is a beautiful, necessary indulgence, but hardly as impressive as all those Instagrams suggest.
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Fortunately, former Minnesota Twins first baseman Kent Hrbek is keeping it real with a new, low-brow concoction: a Bloody Mary garnished with a slice of cold pizza.
If you're in Minnesota, you can stop by the Hbrek Pub, a restaurant named after the retired baseball player, to purchase the cocktail for $19. According to the restaurant, the drink/meal comes with a beef stick, pepper jack and cheddar cheese cubes, pepperoncini, olive, celery, pickle spear and a Bud Light to chase it with, in addition to the slice of pepperoni pizza.
If you don't live in the area, try making it at home with last night's leftover pizza. Or better yet, just grab a slice and head to your local bar. No need to put in any effort.