Hell hath very literal fury for a husband scorned.
A German man seems to be following his divorce agreement to the letter by using power tools to give his ex-wife half of everything he owns.
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The man posted a video of him cutting chairs, beds and phones in half for his ex with the translated description "Thank you for 12 'beautiful' years, Laura! You've really earned half." He has reportedly sent half of the pieces to his ex and is selling his halves on eBay. As of the time of this post, his car is selling for a little more than $50.
Thankfully, it seems like their house is still in one piece.