No, no, no. Not again. Run for cover. Avert your eyes. Hide your children. Delete your apps.
First, The Dress. Now, The Shoe.
In another attempt to rip apart humanity and make everyone question our existence, someone has taken to the Internet, yet again, in search of fashion color advice.
On Tuesday, Twitter user @totallymendes innocently asked her followers to pick a nail polish color that best matches a stylish pair of pumps.
WHICH COLOR MATCHES THE SHOES THE BEST pic.twitter.com/Qv3mpOOf8w— a (@totallymendes) July 8, 2015
What followed was chaos, fear, civil unrest and the second time the New York Stock Exchange collapsed in a week (kidding on that last one).
But @totallymendes, the answer is painfully clear: The Shoe is blue and black.
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Before long @totallymendes seemed to deeply regret her actions.
WHAT HAVE I DONE— a (@totallymendes) July 9, 2015
I wanted 1 answer https://t.co/PzRpJUBAGd— a (@totallymendes) July 9, 2015
Should I auction off the shoes at the event that so got the shoes for— a (@totallymendes) July 9, 2015
I think I'm just gonna paint my nails white— a (@totallymendes) July 9, 2015