What's a girl to do when she already has five dogs? Adopt a pig, definitely.
Miley Cyrus dropped a surprise album called Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz during the VMAs Sunday night. It features tracks like "The Floyd Song (Sunrise)" and "Pablow the Blowfish," many written for her dearly departed animal friends.
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All of which naturally makes you wonder just how many dead pets she has. As it turns out, Miley's got her fair share -- but it really comes down to a numbers game.
See, Miley has adopted many creatures over the years -- enough that it's been tough to keep track, even for celebrity pet scholars. A quick browse of her Instagram will show you that Miley has pizza bedding and that a kitten looks very cute while Photoshopped on an ice cream cone -- but can hardly give you a good idea of how many creatures sleep on that pizza.
Thankfully, we're here to help. Here's a primer of all of Cyrus's pets both past and present.
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