If you were online on Oct. 7, you likely saw Justin Bieber's penis, whether you wanted to or not.
After the pictures infiltrated dreams and/or nightmares, people tried to make sense of the world. We would like to say that there's no right or wrong way to react to the full-frontal, and that it's important in these uncertain times to just let yourself feel feelings. But that was until Justin Bieber's dad chimed in with an objectively cringeworthy reaction.
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@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy ☺️— Jeremy Bieber (@JeremyBieber) October 9, 2015
If naked pictures of your child are shared online, there are plenty of appropriate reactions. You can ask for your son's privacy. You can say you'll spend some time away from social media as a means of self-preservation. By all means, shame the trolls.
But Jeremy Bieber went in a different and rather nauseating direction.
Now cleanse your eyeballs once again by looking at pictures of a cute dog.
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