Mankind was blessed on Wednesday with the iOS 9.1 software update, which includes an array of new penis-like emoji.
Though the eggplant has long served as society's go-to phallic emblem, the addition of the hot dog emoji threatens to dethrone it from the "frequently used" tab.
Now that there's a hot dog emoji, will the eggplant emoji no longer be the most commonly used phallic symbol? #discuss
— Neil McNeil (@Neil_McNeil) October 22, 2015
Twitter has been buzzing with controversy, so it is time for the public to put the issue to rest once and for all: Does the eggplant still reign as the top penis-like emoji, or has the hot dog taken its place? Cast your vote so we can go forth and sext with proper emoji-usage.
VERY IMPORTANT POLL ALERT Is eggplant still the reigning penis emoji? Or has the hot dog taken its place? — Mashable Watercooler (@watercooler) October 22, 2015