LONDON -- I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! returns to ITV this Sunday, bringing with it our annual dose of D-list celebs exposed to high levels of trauma.
Whilst it almost always makes for fairly good viewing, the success of the show often depends on celebrities who are desperate to boost their profiles by stuffing their faces with witchetty grubs or pretending they're not freezing their bits and pieces off trying to get a successful waterfall shower shot.
Although ITV hasn't quite pulled out all the stops this year, it has pulled together a list of 10 vaguely recognisable celebs to entertain us for the next few weeks, and here they are.
Lady Colin Campbell
Does anyone know who this woman is? No? Didn't think so. She wrote a book about Princess Diana and her son thinks she's too "civilized" to appear on the show, so will make for either great or catastrophically dull post-dinner viewing.
Kieron Dyer
A footballer, because the token sportsman is a very real thing on ITV reality shows.
Susannah Constantine
Fingers crossed this appearance means that a revamp of What Not To Wear is in the works, because everyone knows that Gok Wan fell where Trinny and Susannah triumphed.
Brian Friedman
Friedman is known best for his creative director responsibilities on The X Factor, which means he's been in contact with the likes of 1D, Little Mix and Simon Cowell. Gossip will ensue.
Yvette Fielding
Best known for presenting Most Haunted and Blue Peter. Perhaps she'll bring along something she made earlier.
George Shelley
Also seen on ITV's The X Factor, Shelley is this year's "not quite successful but still kind of current" pop-star from Union J, that TV boy band that isn't One Direction.
Jorgie Porter
The Hollyoaks actress wants to do a Taylor Swift and "create a girl squad" in camp. Hopefully Trinny, Lady Colin Campbell and Fielding are game.
Tony Hadley
We are 100% sure that the Spandau Ballet vocalist will make for reality TV gold.
Chris Eubank
The boxing champion was incredibly keen and signed up for the show six months ago, so there will be at least one happy camper this year.
Duncan Bannatyne OBE
Not sure what Bannatyne has coming up that requires slumming it in the Australian outback for a few weeks, but he's sure as hell not there for the money.
I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! starts Sunday, Nov. 15 at 9 p.m. GMT on ITV 1.