Last year was dominated by MySpace, but this year has been all about Facebook. Therefore, instead of our annual choice of the ugliest MySpace Christmas pages (feel free to send them to us if you find any particularly ugly ones, though), we're choosing the 10 weirdest Facebook Christmas applications. Move out of the way, zombies and donuts, Santa is coming!
Yule fire - ah, nothing like the sound of virtual fire crackling in your profile. For some reason, those wood holders look like two sad, charred figures spending their miserable existence in an eternal fire, but maybe that's just me.
Christmas Poop - name says it all. It's poop. Dressed up as Santa. Don't ask.
Santa gifts - the official description of this is "Send cute animated furry gifts to your friends!". We're not sure how this differs from any other Facebook gift app and how it's related to Christmas, but we'll take their word for it.
Rockin' Tree - the tree in this app apparently rocked so hard that most of its pine needles fell off, and it looks like some coked up, drunk Lindsay Lohan version of the Christmas tree. Luckily, you can add videos and presents to improve the overall impression.
Spot the 25 Signs Christmas is Coming - wait, lemme think about this for a second. I was under the impression that I only need one sign to know that Christmas is coming, and that's a friggin' calendar which says that it's 25th of December? Oh well, for those calendar-challenged folks, I guess you can find out that Christmas is coming by carefully observing your environment and ticking off these signs.
Sexy Santa - ok, I have no idea how Santa Claus can be sexy to someone, but it's obviously possible. Behold, a sexy Santa sticker in all his naked fatness! You need the Hot application and a sticker (there are several Christmas-flavored choices) to make this work.
Christmas tree - after you've (hopefully) decorated your real Christmas tree, it's time to decorate the Facebook version of it. You can choose between a decent number of ornaments (what, no Death Star shaped balls?) and sign it with a message of your choice. Ok, this isn't particularly weird, but it's quite useless nevertheless.
Hoops & Yoyo Christmas card - Hoops & Yoyo are two unbeliavably cute animated characters which talk a lot, and now they have a special Christmas card. If you want to know just how flabbergastingly cute they are, show them to your girlfriend, she'll love 'em. Alternatively, if you're a girl, don't show it to your boyfriend, unless you want to bore him to death.
What Classic Christmas Movie Are You? - I could never understand these types of tests, and this one doesn't do anything to help that. Let's follow the logic here: if I were a movie, and a classic Christmas movie at that, I'd be "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" because I like to eat steak. No, still doesn't make any sense.
Drunk Santa - ever wonder what your friends would look like if they dressed like Santa Claus and get drunk and pass out in some alley? Well, now you can find out.
Snowball fight - if there was no snow where you live this Christmas, you can at least have a snowball fight on Facebook. It's almost like the real thing, except there is no snow, and there are no real friends to throw snow at, and it's done indoors, and it's just you, a sad geek on Christmas, alone, bashing at your keyboard, sending ones and zeros over the net. BTW, if you counted the items on this list and noticed that it actually has 11 items, that makes you an even bigger geek, geek.
