Look, magician Jeff Goldblum: It doesn't matter how much debt your spendy wife has accumulated. That's no excuse for throwing a knife into her face.
The Jurassic Park star, along with Heather Graham, Ron Perlman and Neal McDonough, all find themselves trapped in a bizarro, zombified version of the 1940s in Call of Duty: Black Ops III's signature Zombies mode, which now bears the subtitle "Shadows of Evil." Why? Because they're bad people.