Meet YOLO Tom Crean, the Indiana University hoops coach who drops his gum on the sweaty court but picks it back up and goes right on chewing. Because opening up a new stick? Ain't nobody got time for that.
The video above shows Crean playing by the five-second rule as his top-ranked Hoosiers run roughshod over some hapless opponent.
And in other Internetty basketball news from Friday, NBA star LeBron James cold-shoulders an awkward fan just looking for a little sideline soul shake love. So close and yet so far, my friend: