Last week, congressman Bob Brady was so desperate to score some of His Holiness's presence that he went to the greatest fangirl extreme -- jacking the Pope's water glass.
In this clip from Tuesday's Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the host pokes fun at Brady's thirstiness, which didn't stop at his stolen sip; the Pennsylvania Democrat also had Philadelphia police test Pope Francis's waterglass for papal fingerprints, and planned to sprinkle the water on his family as well.