For baseball fans, the start of this year's season isn't simply a fresh start for their teams. It also means loosening belts a notch to make room for artery-clogging ballpark snacks like nachos on a stick, which are no longer just a pipe dream.
This year, Milwaukee Brewers can get their hands on the "Inside The Park" nachos on a stick at Wisconsin's Miller Park. Each nacho is stuffed with taco meat, rolled in crushed Doritos, deep fried to a golden crisp and topped with cheese and sour cream.
If nachos on a stick weren't greasy enough, Brewers fans can instead turn to the "Down Wisconsin Avenue" Brat. This enormous bratwurst features fries, cheese curds, gravy and sauerkraut, layered on a hot dog and topped with fried jalapeños, cheese sauce, sour cream and chives.
Miller Park is far from first to unveil gut-busting snacks for the upcoming season. In early March, the Arizona Diamondbacks announced its "Churro Dog," an ice cream-topped dessert monstrosity.
The Wilmington Blue Rocks also announced the Krispy Kreme Donut Dog, which features a bacon and jelly-topped hot dog nestled in a Krispy Kreme doughnut bun.
Mmmm. That's the sound of your cholesterol rising.
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