Forget the mysterious woman-shaped figure on Mars and a journalist's face burned into a piece of toast, Donald Trump's mug has been found in a fresh tub of butter.
"Only because I'm pretty tired of this man already, now he's showing up in my butter," Jan Castellano wrote on KSDK's Facebook page.
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According to the conversation that followed between the news outlet and Castellano, the woman opened her fresh package of buttery spread, and saw the presidential wannabe staring back at her.
Now that's enough to either ruin your appetite or make you hungry for democracy, depending on your political affiliation.
Missouri woman finds Donald Trump's face in tub of butter http://t.co/KK8QdcNyI4 pic.twitter.com/hAbyf1aY2A— Toby Harnden (@tobyharnden) August 24, 2015