Cape Breton Island is appealing to all the Americans who want to get the hell out of the country if a Donald Trump presidency happens.
Cape Breton is located just off the coast of Maine, in Nova Scotia, Canada. So, you won't need to travel far.
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"We are an island about the same size as the Hawaiian Big Island, on the East Coast of Canada," The tourism site says in its appeal. "We always rank high on travel magazine lists of beautiful islands. But we are experiencing a bit of a population problem at the moment. We need people. We need you."
So why is Cape Breton appealing to Donald Trump opposers specifically? They say people who disagree with Mr. Trump's ideologies will find the island much more to their liking.
"Don't wait until Donald Trump is elected president to find somewhere else to live," the appeal says. "Start now, that way, on election day, you just hop on a bus to start your new life in Cape Breton, where women can get abortions...health care is free, you know your neighbors and they look out for you, nobody has a hand gun, Muslim people can roam freely, and the only 'walls' are holding up the roofs of our extremely affordable houses."