Go home, J. Crew -- you're drunk.
Dressing like an adult perplexed Jen Ellison, a writer and director based out of Chicago. So to find out how normal, competent adults dressed, Ellison perused through J.Crew for some inside information.
"When shopping around, I noticed how bewildered all the models looked," Ellison told Mashable. "I guess being an adult means wearing expensive clothes and getting wasted."
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Like a true grown up, Ellison went to Tumblr. Her site Drunk J. Crew features her updated drunken versions of the catalog.
She places short, inebriated captions next to photos of J. Crew models, enhancing their disheveled look.
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