New York City is filled with strong, resilient people -- ones who pay astronomical prices to be here, fighting bed bugs, blizzards and delayed trains along the way.
But mess up a New Yorker's brunch routine, and watch one break down. Crippled by the lack of everything bagels and L trains in this city (*bloodcurdling scream*), the mere thought of the clipboard people will send citizens screaming before they even hear about the cause. It's the #firstworldproblems of horror stories.
These quotes are casually tossed around the city on any given day. They're enough to make your skin crawl and ruin your morning -- or even your whole day.