Sad French Kitty Says Boo to Halloween [VIDEO]

The star of the best cat video on the Internet is back for a dose of ghoulish wisdom.

Henri's take on Halloween is pretty standard for his take on life -- altogether, not impressed.

"How do frightening ghouls have anything to do with a squash?," he asks. Touché.

He also waxes eloquent on the prevalence of cat costumes. "They say black cats are bad luck in an obvious ploy to hide their jealousy."

Just like a cat, Henri. Just like a cat.

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