Gather round children as Will Forte tells the tale of one fearless feces mongerer, Poop Beard.
Forte, who has been sporting a gnarly-looking mass of facial hair for his role in Last Man on Earth visits Jimmy Fallon to chat and bring America up to date on whether there is actually poop in his beard.
The SNL alum is not joking around when dealing with the intensity of crap within his beard. Forte goes to some admirable lengths to find an answer, including enlisting a doctor from UCLA to run tests. The tests prove to be startlingly positive, but don't cry for poor Forte, because he enlisted two goons off the street to help him face the news.
Just kidding, the goons were actually Rachel Dratch and Jon Hamm, who offered some Maury Show-esque support for Will as he came to terms with the infestations in his face muff.
No word yet from Jon Hamm if his stubble is bacteria-free. Be right back as we inspect Hamm's face a little closer.