Lance Armstrong Finds 'Missing Testicle' During Cards Against Humanity Game

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Brian Anthony Hernandez
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Lance Armstrong Finds 'Missing Testicle' During Cards Against Humanity Game
Seven time Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong had a testicle surgically removed in 1996 due to testicular cancer. Credit: Gary Miller/FilmMagic/Getty Images

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong has discovered his missing testicle -- well, sort of.

Armstrong, who in 1996 had testicular cancer and subsequently had one of his testicles surgically removed, found a Cards Against Humanity card emblazoned with "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle" over the weekend while playing the party game.

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Cards Against Humanity, which essentially is the dirty version of Apples to Apples, tasks players with matching white answer cards with black question cards. The player who puts down the black card each round determines who had the best, usually funniest, match.

Amusingly, Armstrong shared the moment on Twitter:

Just another night of playing Cards Against Humanity... pic.twitter.com/lfu3YtdHRC— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) May 18, 2014

Armstrong was stripped of his seven Tour de France titles in 2012 following a doping investigation that rid him of those wins and any future in cycling.

His Twitter bio used to say, "Father of 5 amazing kids, 7-time Tour de France winner, full time cancer fighter, part time triathlete." Now, his bio quotes journalist Hunter S. Thompson: "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

It appears Armstrong is taking that quote to heart, one testicle be damned.

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