It turns out Leonardo DiCaprio has been going about his quest for an Oscar in all the wrong ways. Instead of playing a bunch of troubled, doomed men on a path to their own destruction, he should have just played the same one.
Official Comedy has taken DiCaprio's most iconic roles and stitched them together into one film that looks more compelling then any real 2014 trailer released so far.
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In this piece of cinematic fan fiction, Jack Dawson doesn't die, but things don't really work out for him and Rose either. Romeo doesn't die, but he does turn to a life of crime, and even Gatsby gets to enjoy his fortune well into the end of the 20th century.
Hopefully a screenwriter will get on this and be able to offer DiCaprio the role (roles?) of a lifetime.
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