21 Hilarious Tweets for the End of the World

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Matt Silverman
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21 Hilarious Tweets for the End of the World

Mayans got you down? Bummed about the fiery ball of death headed your way in the next 24 hours?

There's not much we can do about your impending doom, but enjoy this hilarity from some of Twitter's finest comic minds while you wait.

After tomorrow, it's just cockroaches and Regis.— Matt Koff (@mattkoff) December 20, 2012

I don’t know about the Mayans but my world ended when McDonald’s got rid of the Arch Deluxe.— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) December 20, 2012

#Mayans are trending. What a comeback! Take that, Spain!— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) December 20, 2012

I got a message from Sallie Mae that tomorrow's apocalypse will not alter my student loan obligations.— Gladstone (@WGladstone) December 20, 2012

"THANK YOU MAYANS!" - R.E.M. (after collecting residuals from today)— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2012

i dont think the world is gonna end tomorrow but i bought a bunch of candy, just in case.— Mike (@__MICHAELJ0RDAN) December 20, 2012

historians discover that the mayans invented trolling more than 2000 years ago.— John Elerick (@johnelerick) December 20, 2012

I wonder how Michael Stipe is *really* feeling today. #Mayans— Hayden Black (@haydenblack) December 20, 2012

I used to have a job carrying those "End of the World" signs but eventually I got fed up with working the nigh shift. #Apocalypse— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) December 20, 2012

This Mayan intelligence briefing is 5,000 years old, yet where was President Obama on this? Golfing? Asleep at the wheel? Not born yet?!— Matt Debenham (@debenham) December 20, 2012

Friday has just arrived here in China, and I'm delighted to live-tweet the end of the world. It's stunning! You'll neve— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) December 20, 2012

My wife got us tickets to The Nutcracker for tomorrow night, so at this point I'm rooting for the Mayans.— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) December 20, 2012

am I dead yet— lacey micallef (@fartpalace) December 20, 2012

I honestly can't buy into the prophecies of a sect that worships 90's R&B singer Maya.— Scott Friedstein (@ScottFriedstein) December 20, 2012

Been joking about end of the world, but in fact I’m terrified. I will do sex w/ anyone who comes to van parked under N Fairfax 10 off-ramp.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December 20, 2012

Feeling sorta bummed. Apocalypse and all.— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) December 20, 2012

Wait, male models on the Price is Right? Fine okay I'll buy into this Mayan shit now.— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) December 20, 2012

"I know why the caged bird stopped singing." -- Mayan Angelou— albertina rizzo (@albz) December 20, 2012

Writing a parenting guide on “How to Mock Your Child’s Concerns about the Mayan Apocalypse.” Part of my “How To Mock Your Child” series.— Adam Isacson (@adamisacson) December 19, 2012

Made it to the end and am slightly disappointed that every day on my Mayan advent calendar just had a decapitated head in it.— Mikey Mileos (@mikeymileos) December 20, 2012

I believe in you #Mayans... twitpic.com/bnomur— Grumpy Cat (@VeryGrumpyCat) December 20, 2012

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