Crafters that dare enter the handmade goodies market better arm themselves with a bedazzled hatchet, because the Queen of Etsy rules the site with a crochet glove-covered fist.
Rachael Leigh Cook, Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Tracey Gold star in Funny or Die's dramatic telling of a bedazzled power struggle. Can a lowly quilter take down the queen? Who will end up with a knitting needle through the eye?
The answers will be revealed in the video above. Watch your back, Etsy merchants.
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