Defeated man posts ad selling golf clubs on Craigslist, blames wife for being killjoy

 By 
Brian Koerber
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No matter what happens in any relationship, you should always be allowed to enjoy your hobbies. But not all relationships are created equal.

A man from Wilmington, Delaware, known only from his Craigslist post as "Tim K.," posted a depressing classified ad earlier this week in which he tries to sell his golf clubs. The only problem is that Tim doesn't want to sell his clubs. In fact, he said in his ad, "I absolutely love them."

Unfortunately for Tim, his wife doesn't feel the same way.

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"I'm only selling them because I got married a year ago, and my wife no longer lets me play golf," he wrote. "Actually, she doesn't let me do anything fun."

But Tim doesn't want to sell his clubs to just anyone. He wants to sell them to a single guy who never plans on getting married, though he realizes that's a little ridiculous.

As for his asking price, Tim wants a cool $500, but admits defeat once again when he reminds potential buyers that everything earned from this sale "will go towards buying my wife more useless sh*t."

Of course, no one has ever lied about anything on Craigslist, so we're sure Tim's story checks out completely.

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