While everyone else was out chugging green beer, champion eater Matt Stonie was guzzling Shamrock Shakes.
Most recently, we watched the 22-year-old break the bacon-eating record, demolishing 182 pieces in just five minutes. But that almost looked easy for Stonie in comparison to him drinking the green-tinted milkshakes.
At the end of the video, Stonie washes down his shakes with a nice cheeseburger. What would we do without you, McDonald's?