You complained about the Swarm app. Now here's the apology you've been waiting for.
Unfortunately, it's not from Foursquare CEO Dennis Crowley. (He's still busy apologizing for faking bibs at the Boston marathon.) So professional Internet troll Dartanion London will have to do.
London's proposal seems pretty on-point: Let's split Foursquare into, like, a million more apps, just for the hell of it.
He credits the wild success of Windows 8, and that time Netflix almost launched Qwikster as his inspiration -- and it's hard not to blame him.