A 16-year-old named Jacinda just had a birthday party that she'll never forget — which may or may not be a good thing.
During the teen's 16th birthday bash in Levittown, Pennsylvania, the outdoor festivities came to a grinding halt when an unwelcome brown substance began falling from the sky. That brown substance was (you guessed it), actual feces.
For all intents and purposes, we'll call it "poop rain."
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The literal shitstorm came down while roughly 40 party guests were in Jacinda's backyard. Luckily, many of them were protected by a canopy — but that didn't make the experience any more pleasant.
"It landed on the baby seat that was here," Joe Cambray, Jacinda's stepfather, told Fox 29. "We just got done with cake. Thank God. We took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky. It was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything ... I grabbed a hose from over here, immediately started lining things up to start washing it off."
The explanation for this falling fecal matter? Some quick research from the party guests revealed that there were roughly five aircrafts flying overhead at the time of "the drop."
Airplanes are required to dispose of their waste at an airport — not in midair. The FAA is reportedly investigating the incident.